Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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