So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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