We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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