every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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