the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
do herpes really smell.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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