does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im holly from the hills drunk
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
