Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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