one might say we're banned from that church
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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