Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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