AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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