Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I wear drunk well.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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