My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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