Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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