Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I would fuck him just for his dog
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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