No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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