this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
