I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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