How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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