no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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