So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So vagazzling was a success
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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