Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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