Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
please don't ironically join a cult
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