i just wanna soil my oats bro
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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