she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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