if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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