so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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