dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm too high and old for this...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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