normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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