The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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