i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She told me I should be a condom model.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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