Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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