STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
