i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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