I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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