...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we're making bets on your personal life
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
