His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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