If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You don't make any sense
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