Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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