yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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