The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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