I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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