So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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