i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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