you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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