So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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