watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Ketchup is God's man juice
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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