i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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