i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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