just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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