Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize
