We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
